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Waking up to a complete whack job

It was the middle of the night. A truly ungodly hour. I know this because I didn’t even go to bed until 2:00 a.m., and when it happened, I was fast asleep.

I woke up to a maniac yelling. I never did get up to look out my window. I think he was standing on the sidewalk, yelling at the apartments, eventually walking away from my building. And eventually, I heard some poor soul intervene.

I know he was shouting ridiculous things. Very ridiculous, because I remember being scared he was a true nut job. But for the life of me, I can’t remember what he said.

This is all I remember:
“Why am I the only one standing?”
“This is the capital of North Dakota!”


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